Se a regra não é clara, dá tempo de aprender!
Todo mundo sabe da minha exímia habilidade no futebol – e por “exímia”, leia-se “parca”. Ainda bem que existem versões para videogame, nas quais eu posso demonstrar toda a minha habilidade em mandar mal no gramado! 
Brincadeiras à parte, escrevi um Guia de Sobrevivência de FIFA 12 para o Arena iG. Vai lá ler! 
Alright, look. I don’t know anything about football. I know that there’s a ball, and that 22 guys really want to kick it and everyone hates the guy in black which I don’t know is that a racist thing?
I know Deman likes Liverpool FC, which is a team, and it says on Wikipedia that Liverpool doesn’t like Everton FC because… I don’t know why. Reasons. They’re fighting over who first came up with adding FC to their name?
Also Jason is American so football really isn’t his thing? Or maybe it is and he just doesn’t understand why nobody is picking up the ball and humping each other in a pile over it.
I don’t know anything about American football either. IT’S AN ANALOGY OKAY WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME.
And this is, unfortunately, happening a lot.
